December 2008
61 posts
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robot-heart:
spintree:walpaper:cath
Questions That I Have for the Secret Service, by...
soupsoup:
filigree:
1. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that shoe? 2. Shouldn’t you have jumped in front of that second shoe? 3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown. 4. Let’s say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded? 5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, “Oh, its just a shoe.” 6....
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one second... secret mission revealed
she went and got herself a cookie. :)
one second
my daughter has taken to holding up her index finger (in a way only a 2 year old does) and saying “one sec daddy, one sec” whenever she runs off to do something she knows she’s prolly not supposed to do.
I feel the need to wipe the hard drive on my work...
before I leave tomorrow. I’ve got passwords stored on that system, I’ve worked with personal financial files on it… yeah, a blank hard drive is in order.
Tomorrow is my last day in I.T.
I’m feelin’ um… weird. 13 years of IT and it’s all coming to an end tomorrow. wow.
Question:
robot-heart:
You walk into a bathroom. There are six stalls. The first stall from the door has residual poo in the bowl. The second stall from the door is occupied. All others, including the extra-large handicapped stall furthest from the door, are empty.
Which one do you use?
(Boys, substitute “urinal” for “stall.”)
Cleanest one trying to avoid being next to anyone. I’d take one next...
i vant to stop yer blood!
realrealsoft:
i don’t know what the rules are south of the border, but here in canada, you cannot give blood if you are a homosexual male (any man who has had sex with another man at any point since 1977 is banned for life from giving blood, due to the ‘high risk’ of HIV or AIDS infection). you might recall that there was an issue where a few people who were HIV positive (and also gay males) in...
really?
bohemea:
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sailors:
I honestly hate how people on Tumblr abuse the crap out of the reblog option. It makes everyone’s blog so impersonal and unoriginal. Write or post something of your own! Stop reblogging everything!
the major separation between tumblr and other blogs is the ability to...
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a...
– Albert Einstein
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leitch:
Kid-Tested, Mother-Approved: The Will Leitch Tumblr Lingering Refuse The Will Street Journal Flower Sniffin’, Kitty Pettin’, Baby Kissin’ Corporate Rock Whore This Doesn’t Mean I Have To Twitter, Right? Cakes And Babies
Welcome to Tumblr, Will. However, we are going to need like a picture of you holding today’s New York Times or something in light of recent events.
Now...
11 Unconventional Sleep Tips: How to Get to Sleep... →
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lickystickypicky:
Halleluja to Stumble. I have found the solution to my sleep problem. (I think)
Interesting… I may try some of these things.
today will never end.
(via borednyc)
tell me about it. damn.
Settle our bet, please
officed:
Recently, the boyfriend and I got into a little argument that just won’t die. Here’s the argument (humor me):
Does the average person know what Muzak is?
We polled random people we saw at a restaurant and none of them had a clue. Then, we asked his friends. They didn’t know. Then, we asked my friends. THEY ALL KNEW. THEN, we asked my dad and his mom. THEY KNEW.
Conclusion: smart...
in an act of pure desperation
officed:
I watched the TMI Men’s Gift Guide episode. Completely UNHELPFUL. Does anyone want to drop $2,000 on a revolving bookcase? What even… IS that? Or I suppose I could get him a tool to pick locks? ???? Sorry, all I can do is write question marks in an attempt to represent my confusion at these suggestions.
So for real, men tumblrs, what the hell do I get for that special man in my...
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someone else showed this but I can’t remember who so sorry for not giving reblog cred.